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http://tinyurl.com/64ghlb Even the guys slaughtering turkeys in the background looks all "WTF? Is this really happening?"
@nominivan You fill out this questionairre and if you're a good candidate they'll contact you: http://tinyurl.com/6bue7f I just did mine.
DomesticDiva is desperately searching for a kidney donor for her daughter - Please consider donating. Details: http://twurl.nl/mzwdgj
My new favorite blog: http://www.queenbmommy.com/ PS. It's satire. If you get all offended I'll have to make fun of you.
Unfortunate sign placement: http://www.flickr.com/photo...
And no, for those of you who asked. I don't unfollow people who unfollow me. I'm way too lazy for that.
Screw you, @johncleese. (He knows why.)
Except for John Cleese.
And then I remembered that I follow people because they're funny, not because I want them to follow me back, so I forgave them all.
I was going to say something rude about them but then I remembered that they don't follow me.
Just saw on friendorfollow.com that I'm following hundreds of people who aren't following me back.
So then I deleted his account but then I thought "Fuck. What if he speaks Spanish?" Now I feel all racist.
I set up a twitter account for my cat b/c that's apparently that's the latest thing but all he did was stare at me. Like *I'm* the asshole.
And actually I love corn so not only am I a failure at offending people correctly but also I'm a total hypocrite.
Oh I give up. I've lost followers but gained an equal amount of people who have an unhealthy hatred of people who eat corn.
Only one person unfollowed me and I think it was just out of pity. I am a miserable failure at this.
I'm going to start doing that magpie thing?
Fuck. This is not working at all.
And also, people who have 6 toes intentionally.
You know who I hate? People that love corn.
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