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And no, for those of you who asked. I don't unfollow people who unfollow me. I'm way too lazy for that.
11:22 AM Nov 20th from web
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And then I remembered that I follow people because they're funny, not because I want them to follow me back, so I forgave them all.
11:14 AM Nov 20th from web
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I was going to say something rude about them but then I remembered that they don't follow me.
11:14 AM Nov 20th from web
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Just saw on friendorfollow.com that I'm following hundreds of people who aren't following me back.
11:13 AM Nov 20th from web
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So then I deleted his account but then I thought "Fuck. What if he speaks Spanish?" Now I feel all racist.
6:13 AM Nov 20th from web
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I set up a twitter account for my cat b/c that's apparently that's the latest thing but all he did was stare at me. Like *I'm* the asshole.
6:10 AM Nov 20th from web
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And actually I love corn so not only am I a failure at offending people correctly but also I'm a total hypocrite.
7:07 PM Nov 19th from web
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Oh I give up. I've lost followers but gained an equal amount of people who have an unhealthy hatred of people who eat corn.
7:05 PM Nov 19th from web
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Only one person unfollowed me and I think it was just out of pity. I am a miserable failure at this.
6:51 PM Nov 19th from web
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