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Stewie

Indeed, the life of the wife is ended by the knife. By george, I think she's got it!

Stewie Oh sure I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't?
Stewie BLAST! You have to be 18 to buy an iPhone?? Steve Jobs - consider your days numbered.
Stewie Not entirely sure what the fat man means by a camera in Meg's room - after all, he's the one that took her to prom
Stewie genuinely wondering if that cow Peter calls a wife drank while I was in the womb
Stewie Blast! Twitterrific 2.1 is going to make it far too easy for me to use this Twitter service. Rupert - you're fired.
Stewie @Peter Griffin: listen fat man! Surrender those delectable morsels you call 'Frosted Flakes' or the doughnut gets it!
Stewie that infernal woman Peter calls a 'wife' pinched the pennies this week and bought the generic brand baby powder! She'll pay for this!
Stewie It's not so much that I want to *kill* Lois, it's just - I want her not to be alive anymore.
Stewie Victory shall be mine!
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