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@Southwick So, like, I'm a jeanyus and stuf?
@SomethingGuy GOOD ONE. I need to get better with these plays on words.
Gourd gives new meaning to "g-string." RT @SomethingGuy: The original jock strap: http://ff.im/xpVi (Thanks, @LdsGrandma)
@Southwick Doing the macarena SHOULD be a crime. Crime against culture, music, dance and morality.
A Lincoln-Obama dollar? That's stupid. The man hasn't even been president yet. He hasn't proven himself. Holy propaganda.
@Southwick Darn, is this an IQ test? Can I just write a zero on my test and preemptively hand it in?
@DorotheeRH That's funny. Before I read this I was JUST thinking you don't have much in your bio for me to know who you are.
@Southwick Oh yes. Definitely over. Knew you'd like that. (May have annoyed everyone else, though.)
@brooksbayne Reply back: I'd rather have cool ones who like me just fine the way I am. Even if I never use capital letters.
When I bought this velvet tree skirt I did not anticipate that I'd one day have a dog.
@mssinglemama Whoa, @Jasperblu. She's definitely worth more than a Whopper. ;-)
I've been wearing earbuds for like... four hours? And I'm not even listening to any music. I need therapy.
@LdsNana I thought that said "Why U.S." at first. I was going to say that I'm not a terrorist. I don't target countries.
Let's see: My Name is Earl or a show called Orange Roughies? Gee, tough one.
@LdsNana I think it wasn't the first or last time I've made an earthquake. ;-)
@LdsNana Scientific proof it's all your fault. Guess what? We had a small earthquake in Northern Alberta!
RT @abcinnercircle, please air the final 3 episodes of #pushingdaisies or @DeadDogDigby will bite you.
@erinannie Is it just me or is nothing clickable?
@tabpierce I just tweeted the same thing a couple of weeks ago.
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