Yobama, man, I got your back tomorrow but you have GOT to stop calling me, OK? And don't you even THINK about calling my wife!
8:45 AM Nov 3rd from web
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I'm so glad Halloween is over. Man, if one more kid asks if I'm dressed up as "The Hughley's" ... I'm gonna FLIP.
8:30 AM Nov 2nd from web
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My wife made congo bars for dessert. But hold up, white brownies are called CONGO bars? Man, more like Long Island Bars.
7:49 PM Sep 18th from web
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Sarah Palin is hotter than Hillary, it's true. But man if you chase that shit you gotta use the three rubber guarantee.
3:29 PM Sep 4th from web
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Am I for Barack Obama? Man, you know how much I love Macs, right? I'm gonna get him to come out to Macworld with me next year. Can't wait!
3:24 PM Sep 4th from web
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Aw shit, my wife is making me watch the convention, again. Seen more black republicans on TV this week than I've met my whole life!
2:07 PM Sep 4th from web
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Man, it's just my lucky year. Between the discount and this Macbook Air I found, I'm out ahead. I'm talking way ahead. Next stop, Vegas!
11:14 PM Feb 27th from web
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TED is all right, but dang I'm glad I got the discount. Starving artist, know what I'm saying? Anyway. It's no Macworld. Nobody knows me.
11:10 PM Feb 27th from web
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Damn, I'm just kicking it at TED. I recognize some dudes from Macworld too. Hey dudes, only 11 months to Macworld! Booooo yeah.
11:09 PM Feb 27th from web
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Man, don't yell at me about the phone. It's my wife who can't stop playing Bejeweled!
4:39 PM Jan 28th from web
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Somedays CARS is the only thing that gets me out of the hot tub. I can't believe they're gonna cancel it. It's a Different World, man.
1:51 PM Jan 28th from web
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My wife doesn't get Twitter. If there's pictures it's a dating site. I showed her White Sinbad, and now she's setting up an account. Oh man!
9:26 PM Jan 21st from web
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Only 50 more weeks 'til Macworld. Man, I can't wait. I have no idea what to do with myself. Scrabulous, anybody?
12:13 PM Jan 20th from web
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Well, that was fun. And just like the real Sinbad, you probably won't see or hear a word from me until next Macworld.
10:12 AM Jan 19th from web
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Macworld over. I'm doing my annual comedown ritual. Hotel hot tub, with a bottle of Krug, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, and Cosby re-runs.
3:09 PM Jan 18th from web
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