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@Steelopus did i just get a gold star?
A St bernard-ish. I dont have a mic that would pick up the bass frequencies that make your bowels release.
@ashleychasse and if that description isnt spot on enough. Its a combination of a foghorn and the monster from cloverfield.
@ashleychasse he is the james earl jones of dogs.
So then i tweeted about it using shoddy punctuation and questionable sentence structure.
just had to defend my position that ''why dont you go call Reuben?'' does in fact end in a question mark.
Extremely large dog across the street has the awesomest bark ever.
Low low low low
After some quick and disappointing testing we've learned that I have no problem maxing out the testing equipment @ 130 db with my voice.
@steelopus in response to something you said... You gave me Kweller... also made me sit back and really get into Cardigans and also Glass.
Not anything against @steelopus and @mrscopter but people rarely recognize how awkward it was for you when you farted in front of them.
@Steelopus with our technical ability and wealth of sex appeal, people will pay 80 bucks just to hear our album play in an arena.
@Steelopus i agree about yellow #5.
Yep, Progress bar fail.
Joshs are wierd because they can have brown hair and still creep you out like a ginger.
So what we need to do is get a sled and put that bitch in the iditarod.
Moments like this make me wish there was a modern equivalent of ''like a broken record''
Crotchless wetsuit.
@Jerm_bob7 What if it's animal print zooba pants? Just checking.... It's not because I have a problem with looking like a hooker.
@Steelopus i had an excellent come back to that but i wouldn't hit u with it in a public forum.
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