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Guess I was supposed to shop for pre-lit trees back in August? All multi-coloreds sold out. Bought a display model though - at 50% off too!
Wow. What happened since last year? 80% of the strings of tree lights don't work anymore. Looks like it's time to shop for a pre-lit tree.
Spent the whole day restaging my old PowerBook G4 to give to my niece. Man, there were a lot of updates since OS 10.5.0.
Mmm. Turkey is tasty ... but nothing beats the combination of mashed potatoes and gravy. Season's eatings everyone!
...Listening to the expanded Indiana Jones score CDs...
Retweet @hodgman Let me make this clear. 1st: I ADORE the Adv.s of Baron Munchausen.
Matt sez: "The day after Thanksgiving, when you defecate, it should hurt."
It's finally over. Too bad it didn't end well. Too bad the local officials are still clueless dumbasses. http://snipurl.com/6pfw7
Why am I sleepier at 8PM than at 3AM?
This Thursday's headline: "Palin Does TV Interview While Turkeys Are Eaten In The Background". ...Are we done with this non-story yet?
Well whaddaya know, I finally got Parallels to go online. And it only took twenty hours of trial-and-error and Google searches.
Am expected to start putting up decorations ... but am dreading it as well as the back pain that will inevitably accompany it.
Dear God, I had no idea trying to use Boot Camp would be such a cluster. ...But, then again, Microsoft is involved...
I'm rather meh on the cool new iPhone 2.2 advancements. I DO like how pressing the home button jumps to the *first* homepage, though.
Jeez, what's with weather? It was clear when I left work and I end up in a blizzard at home!
Thanks America. Thanks for not supporting Pushing Daisies. Why don't you let the auto industries go bankrupt too to completely fuck me over.
Hey, if I were to put my podcast on Facebook should I create a business page or a group?
Looking forward to seeing Pushing Daisies again!
Watching my Blu-Ray WALL•E discs...
Good God. After the unbearably noisy and infantile TWiT #169 I am one step closer to unsubscribing from another Leo Laporte podcast.
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