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 | EffingBoring Left for lunch, open tabs: bank account, personal email, my Twitter page, Google doc for not-work. I don't like to say "fail," but FAIL. about 5 hours ago from web |
 | zuhl Oh, sorry! Wait, let me explain. See, I just ordered a brand new Xserve for the studio. Though sure, I guess I'm also happy to see you. about 5 hours ago from twitterrific |
 | Remiel My favorite part of doing banner advertising is filling out the creative briefs. Nothing grabs the eye like a provocative, glittery bulge. about 5 hours ago from Twuffer |
 | marklisanti Had a decent line ready about "Seven Pounds of shit in a five pound chest cavity," but the movie was too boring to warrant it. about 5 hours ago from web |
 | nictate Hey, guys. Did you watch the Victoria's Secret stimulus package last night? Evidently, Heidi Klum is all over that Dorian Gray iPhone app. about 6 hours ago from web |
 | michael It must have been terrifying for those kids for a few minutes when Frosty began to dance around. about 6 hours ago from web |
 | Tony_D There are NO excuses for mediocrity in creative work. If you're not excited about your project, then do something else. But no halfassery. about 6 hours ago from web |
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 | awryone Bad news: did some "sleep-showering" this morning.
Good news: eating Noxzema is strongly hallucinogenic.
You can't have my gum, sexy Jesus. about 9 hours ago from web |
 | AmyJane "How many beers have you had?"
"None. I am sick!"
"Excuse me, how much cold medicine have you had?"
"Four." about 17 hours ago from web |
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 | vmarinelli If I haven't said "I love you" in a while, he can randomly reference his vasectomy:
"We need coffee."
"Remember my vasectomy?"
"I love you." about 20 hours ago from txt |
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