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@Widgett But think of the lawyers and marketing executives who spent all that time creating licensing deals. Think of the lawyers.
Just had a fire drill in the chilly morning.
@drsexy Your cats are no longer going to guard against the trolls, you realize that.
Is Comic Mischief something to warn people about?
@Widgett "The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.'"
Georgia, you're fucking up.
@kwip But why? After the beatdown, she'll just say "Did I fall down some stairs?"
@MetalMikey Wouldn't 'randy' kisses be a threeway of white, milk, and dark chocolate?
@LeighBC Oh that's normal for Facebook.
@LeighBC Again, it depends. Is the person tapping you a nice surprise or someone you need to file a restraining order on?
@LeighBC Of course. That's half the fun of it.
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