Saucygrrl
Overheard a table of 20 somethings in the Mexican joint tonight: "What was that guy's name who killed himself in the 90s again?" "Nirvana."
| @dvsjr I've always proclaimed I am really 80 years old. I'm just waiting for my body to catch up. |
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| @bethdunn This just in: I'll be asleep on the couch in 5... 4... 3... 2... (at 9:30? seriously, this is damn shameful, what am I, 80?) |
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| @Genevangelist Thanks of course, but I'm more of a V1 girl. |
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| This just in: I am old. |
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| massage theraists: when you recommend sleeping on rubber sheets for the night you might consider cutting back on the massage oil. |
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| http://twitpic.com/9g5v - Complimentary pomegranate herbal martini before my massage. Distinctly lacking vodka which is mildly disappoin ... ... |
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| Just had a friend wish me a happy Slovakian National Uprising Day. Smart ass. |
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| Officially addicted, as opposed to being a closeted junkie about it. ♫ http://blip.fm/~2da4 |
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| @jimhill petard or péter? Which, yes, I do believe both are... and possibly both related. |
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| Thank you @dvsjr, @jimhill, & @dfravel for my bday bfast, btw. You're all so sweet the giant jug of syrup was almost unnecessary. Almost. |
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| @dvsjr looks an awful lot like a huge stack of French Toast. Mmm...french toast. (@jimhill french toast, also French) |
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| @bigpeachrunner Happy Birthday girlfriend! ♫ http://blip.fm/~2d4m |
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| MSNBC: This just in! Obama likes the color yellow, how will the Republicans spin this?! |
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| @bigpeachrunner It's a date! |
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| email: are you a Jet fan now that Farve is the QB? ew... response: sister-in-law? I have *no* sister-in-law. |
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| iPhone 1st Gen, I am getting so sick of you & your problems & you Just. Won't. DIE. regardless of how many times I drop you! |
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| @bigpeachrunner if UR declining, I'm more than happy to have a shot of tequila to honor your birthday, I mean mine, no, ours. Mmm tequila. |
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| http://twitpic.com/9c05 - Too gorgeous of a day not to have lunch out on Siena's patio. |
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| The funniest thing about falling is the idiotic realization that you're no longer standing. |
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