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just had to SHAME someone for pooping on the floor *ahem Ricky*. cold weather is not an excuse. you're a dog. i'm sorry, but that's life.
am irritated by seeing obviously Fake reviews on amazon in multiples, promoting a product other than what is being reviewed. liars annoy me.
einstein jerk cat views bottom row of christmas tree branches as personal flossing devices.
@Jewles also, thanks! cheekbones are nice, but i think i'd trade them in a heartbeat for heidi klum's ass.
@Jewles i think it wore itself out mostly tonight. tomorrow should be good. so all in all, it'll end up being a good week long.
@Jewles ...then yesterday and last night the coughing was at its ravaging peak. today, not too bad, but i woke up with a choked voice.
@Jewles the cough was one of my first signs, but very random at first. (thanksgiving) then nothing. then the fire of hell ate my throat.
when you take saltines to bed with you, you know you've been dealing with The Virus. also? you're 62 years old.
@Jewles i feel you, lady. my face feels hot, my arms feel cold, my throat is half-closed, my back is achey OH AND BONUS = cramps.
@Keely hahaha...of COURSE Potsie ended up on Baywatch. priceless.
@SheShoots thank you lovely. today i have Frog Voice interspersed with Cough Attack.
whatever happened to Potsie?
am now in the scratchy, annoying, hacking, drainage phase of the Throat Demon. sexy.
can Ricola go bad? because...eckggghhk.
I Posted @ the Blog: I have a fever & raw larynx, so look at this while I lay here.. http://tinyurl.com/5a9wfw
I Posted @ the Blog: You're a Text Voyeur: Leathers http://tinyurl.com/5gyxsl
I Posted @ the Blog: Cooking Downstairs this Very Moment... http://tinyurl.com/6k65yy
I Posted @ the Blog: The Day the Hoots Died http://tinyurl.com/68molm
http://twitpic.com/ojha - on our way to second thanksgiving lovely!
just passed a Best Buy, people with tents camping in line outside, 5:30pm? way to spend your Thanksgiving, man.
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