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@bryanpearson are you sure it's not because of the cape and tights you wear everyday?
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When I'm at work goofing off and I look up and my computer says 'logged off due to inactivity' that makes me feel good.
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When a fat person gets in a tanning bed is it like when you put too much batter in a waffle iron?
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At first I wasn't impressed with the new iPhone but the more I use it the better it gets. Also the app store does need work but I like it.
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At the Rose Garden watching the Foo Fighters. F'ing awesome show!!!
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My co-worker just got flowers from her husband and the card says, "obviously you know I love you because I hate using delivery services."
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My manager just told me I have to be nicer to an incompetent employee. That will happen as soon as she stops being useless, i.e. never
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@bryanpearson that sounds hot.
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I just heard a guy demoing one of our iphones say, "From then on I was known as T-bag." I wish I heard the whole conversation.
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My buddy Joey Q just said, "everyone wants to punch Bryan Pearson in the face."
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My wife just had me rent a movie with the tag of, "The ultimate romantic comedy!" I better get something good out of this.
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Now my mom said "chicks before dicks." Lucky for me I've begun drinking.
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My wife and I are taking our moms on the portland rose and my mom just used the term "friends with benefits" please take my life.
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Two things, 1: Is the word douche an onomatopoeia? 2: I just realised LOST is on tonight and it made me pee a little.
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So a family just pushed a shopping cart into my store. I think they noticed my laughter. Or maybe they noticed the 3 pics I took.
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Well 6 phone calls and about a bakers dozen emails later I got them to unblock digg. Victory is mine!!
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Ok I take it back the guy drumming is named Rusty Cox. These guys are awesome.
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Now at some jazz club with an ok band that makes up for their mediocrity with decibels.
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At Arabian Breeze getting ready to smoke some hookah.
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So I'm playing disk golf at the same place where I lost my phone last time.
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