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RodBegbie
@eric_dolecki And you continue to suck at Satan's dry, salty, freedom-hating, constitution-raping, gun-lovin', trickle-down teats.
about 6 hours ago
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joebrilliant
2 questions for Sarah Palin: 1) have you ever travelled outside north america? 2) do you have a younger, less right-wing sister?
about 7 hours ago
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Mike_FTW
I keep waiting for Hillary to sneak up from behind with a folded metal chair.
07:29 PM August 28, 2008
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TheDoifter
My three favorite words to say at Starbucks: "small," "medium," and "cookie."
02:00 PM August 27, 2008
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seanhussey
I'll vote for a Democrat who cuts taxes or a Republican who isn't a clear-cutting woman-hating war-mongering diseased fuck of a human.
09:21 AM August 26, 2008
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yoz
CFO peered over my shoulder while I was looking at xkcd.com/467/ . "What does that mean?" Cue 5 mins of arguing that HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW
11:05 AM August 25, 2008
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tj
I'm awake because my circadian rhythm is as white as the rest of me, and CAN'T FUCKING KEEP TIME.
Related: I'm a 6/8 sleeper in 4/4 world.
03:16 AM August 24, 2008
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lmorchard
Oh Geometry Wars 2 achievements, you vex me so.
08:32 PM August 23, 2008
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CathleenRitt
In McCain's defense, if I had a much older husband with a lot of money, I'd buy a lot of houses and wouldn't tell him about all of them
06:49 PM August 23, 2008
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CathleenRitt
In McCain's defense, if I was a guy with a much younger rich wife I wouldn't know how many houses we had either. I'd just show up
06:44 PM August 23, 2008
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youngamerican
"AHHH! I'M FAT! I'M IN DRAG! GAAAAAAAAY! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT! YELL SOMETHING!" - Little Britain
05:59 PM August 23, 2008
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Pistachio
BREAKING: Obama traded his VP pick to the GOP for 6 seats in the electoral college and a swing state to be named later. GOP eyes Limbaugh.
03:30 PM August 22, 2008
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rands
When we call it a deathmarch, we're not bitching about the long hours; we're pissed about the poor planning.
06:57 PM August 21, 2008
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fountaingoats
Finally had my first awkward Al Gore hallway exchange, thanks to @rodnaber's lookout skills!
02:47 PM August 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
GoDaddy's checkout is a retail CAPTCHA; type wrong and you accidentally buy YOURDOMAIN.tv. With "WebsiteTonight Premium." And maybe a yacht.
06:42 AM August 20, 2008
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yoz
If there's one thing I can thank Second Life for, it's letting me meaningfully use the line: "You're turning into a penguin, stop it."
04:38 PM August 19, 2008
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stevenf
BIGFOOT CORPSE A HOAX? HOW COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED AND SURPRISING
01:59 PM August 19, 2008
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hotdogsladies
More like "Larry the *DSL* Guy," am I right? High five!
05:53 PM August 13, 2008
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dfltr
VMWare is to Parallels as OSX is to Windows.
01:12 PM August 11, 2008
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