finally threw away that gross orange in the fridge. was trying to see if it would come back to life and grow another tree. nope. 10:17 PM Dec 1st from txt |
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why wont these damn cubans eat before nine. im dying and my fat jeans are way too loose. 3:51 PM Nov 27th from txt |
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just heard someone say that it's so cold that their sack is as tight as a pork pie. I don't think I was supposed to hear that. 7:36 AM Nov 19th from twhirl |
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zipper keeps falling down. Think this may be KARMA for pointing out a coworkers open fly in a room full of people. 7:28 AM Nov 18th from twhirl |
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thinks angelina jolie needs to stop reproducing. she just needs to stop. right now. 2:11 PM Nov 16th from txt |
thinks that only linda carter was the one true wonder woman. i could prolly play her tho too. pretty. well. 1:38 PM Nov 16th from txt |
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