i've been going boxing lately. maybe i'll stop punching jules since i now hit bags. ha. yea right. 4:23 PM Oct 3rd from web |
The debate is no longer going to be one-sided. I'm squealing like a teenager. I don't care what you think about me. 9:18 AM Sep 26th from web |
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I was early. The flight missed me. I did not miss my flight. Southwest blew it today. 9:56 PM Aug 7th from web |
i'm determined to find the funny in everything. maybe i'll watch das boot tonight as some kind of test. 4:33 PM Jul 25th from web |
Wearing wedge heels. Looking down at my feet every 5 seconds and screaming, "Who's feet are those?! DETACH! DETACH!" 3:09 PM Jul 10th from web |
I ran 1,460 stairs yesterday. And I'm not even saving babies from fires yet. 10:15 AM Jul 1st from web |
Wondering if butt sweat shows up in photographs and why it smells like the water in which one cooks hot dogs. 5:44 PM Jun 30th from web |
notes from this weekend: Shoot. If you're gonna get hit, you may as well do the hitting first. I'll try that next time. 8:48 PM Jun 22nd from web |
Notes from last weekend: I forgot to take my pants off. 3:17 PM Jun 18th from web |
I didn't turn off my stupid and forgot sunblock this weekend. The path to melanoma is bright and sunny, but oh how it burns. 5:25 PM Jun 16th from web |
Next year. Mountains to Sound. I wanna mountain bike it. 8:33 AM Jun 13th from web |
Why did people make fun of my sweater last night? I like that sweater. It has big pockets with zippers. What's wrong with people? 1:22 PM Jun 12th from web |
Skated Greenlake. Curses upon ye that walk in the lane for wheels. May a thousand plagues fall upon yer house. 12:23 PM May 31st from web |
Let's fill four fish bowls with luke warm hot dog water, stick our hands in, look at each other lovingly and sing. Why not? 12:21 PM May 31st from web |
why don't we fill a baby pool with warm coleslaw and jump in? 7:32 PM May 28th from web |
I finally grew back half a toe nail. It is so cute! I'll name it Georgette. 1:30 PM May 21st from web |
Looking forward to this luncheon thing like a dog looks forward to a walk on a leash. 11:29 AM May 20th from web |
looking forward to the end of the day like a kid looks forward to the end of her piano recital. 12:37 PM May 16th from web |
I'm looking forward to lunch like it's winter and I'm looking forward to jumping in a river in summer. 10:03 AM May 15th from web |