Professor_Coal
Professor Maurice Coal wants more done about gay girls
| is trying to catch a killer , on the orient express , he has made agather christie come to life and is making her tea, laced with arsenic |
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| is teaching his pet butterflies to make hurricanes |
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| Professor Maurice is sipping from the furry cup |
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| Professor Maurice is turning coal into gold |
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| Professor Maurice is smashing it up |
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| Professor Maurice is sitting in the West, and he is very Lonesome, thus he shall go and watch the Lonesome West, Warwick Arts Centre Studio, ... |
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| Professor Maurice went to sit down in his rocking chair, but alas it was gone - instead he flew to the moon in a tea cup |
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| Professor Maurice is engaged to a swan - 'down with the monarchy' he shouts! |
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| Professor Maurice is attempting to butter toast whilst amputating a childs leg |
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| Professor Maurice is writing a report called 'fingering from child to man' |
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| Professor Maurice is catching refugees in automatic doors. |
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| Professor Maurice is plucking pheasants for his mid-day soup , his wife and daughter are frigging in the lounge, while the cat is peeing in ... |
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| Professor Maurice is testing sleeping pills on his mad great aunt, sadly she has not woken up, they work too god dam well! |
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| Professor Maurince is slapping a young girl of 17 years with a barbed cricket bat. |
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| is sitting with a lovely young lady, he shall cut her open and make her tits into a chocolate fountain, see the degree was useful mother. |
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| is going to sleep off all that opium he has smoked, it made him see angels but also a cure for acute acne,oh what joys we dream my lord, x |
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| is putting elctrodes on his daughters head and passing magnetic vibes through her brain, this might kill her but in the name of science. |
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| is trying to find a way to stop children from loving , when they love they end up hating and when hating they end up killing - love is bad |
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| is hitting a very naughty rabbit, this rabbit had accused the professor of blasphemy and racism - he will boil the rabbit in jesus blood. |
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