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Of course the first day I start running again is 48º and foggy. Now I understand the core traits of Calvin's dad: batshit insane.
Truly, my subconscious has got to be the worst novelist ever.
Apparently I haven't been working hard enough. The motion sensitive lights in my office just shut off.
It has been brought to my attention that I'm thinking of Esurance, not Orbitz. Branding, at work.
Mirror's Edge is awesome. Except I'm never sure if I'm watching the cutscenes or Orbitz commercials.
@h3h, They're called "dead keys". If you're trying to create your own keyboard layout, look at http://tr.im/mrn. If not, then... good luck?
Twitter has done more for my writing than undergraduate academia. I'm slowly reversing four years of excessive style and punctuation.
Actually, that sounds like the spell that activates the scepter in Little Nemo. "Jamma pajama tejava J-drama!"
I'm going to create a new blog that's all about me watching Japanese daytime dramas in sleepwear. I call it Pajama J-Drama.
We're shopping, I'm humming. @avalkyire: "Stop that or I'm going to crush your chips." *crack* "Hear that? It was an especially tasty chip."
Wearing my Helvetica Neue shirt. A random cute geeky girl asked me if they made an Impact one. There was an awkward pause.
That was not a nap! It was a proof of concept of my new project: "sleep".
I want a typography jigsaw puzzle. The best part would be sorting the pieces: Univers, Futura, Garamo—wait, that's a Jannon! *oh ho ho*
Happiness is your unit tests coming back green just as Röyksopp's Alpha Male gets to the good part.
No, I was not lost in the parking garage again, thank you. It's simply impossible to find a car parked to "Gimme Shelter".
No, I was not lost in the parking garage, thank you. It's simply physically impossible to stop driving while "Gimme Shelter" is playing.
In retrospect Mega Man 9 might not be the best test of our new TV. But I've never seen pixels rendered in such crisp, HD quality before.
Gently whispered "You're the best" to @avalkyrie too wake her today. She liked it until the "Around! Nothing's ever gonna keep you down..."
Rest in peace, Galleons Lap. You were a good laptop.
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