NancyDrew2
Thank God for free Wi-Fi at campgrounds. Now if a bear attacks I can wikipedia what to do...
| NancyDrew2 3 major projects due in 2 days? No problem! Let me cue up my A-Team theme song and build a tank out of a schoolbus while I am at it. |
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| NancyDrew2 Thank you Pixar for resurrecting my 80s childhood with a Johnny 5 look-a-like. You've touched the inner child in me once again. |
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| NancyDrew2 movie theaters attempt to save money: strategically placing parents explaining the movie to their children instead of closed captioning. |
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| NancyDrew2 Him: What is PETA's stance on dog food? Me: Can you have a vegetarian dog? Him: to Google! Answer: Yes you can... |
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| NancyDrew2 Just saw an over the counter DNA paternity test kit, Dr. Phil is going to be out of a job soon. |
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| NancyDrew2 Getting on another airplane tonight, this time I have my spiked wrist guards to protect my armrest from those overweight plane bullies. |
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| NancyDrew2 Co-worker and I are about to be courted by a telemarketing company...they are offering us salted slugs on banana leaves. |
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| NancyDrew2 From Southwest Airlines: Your flight has been listed as "delayed" which means it could leave on time... |
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| NancyDrew2 why is Google demanding to be a proper noun in my word documents? |
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| NancyDrew2 Attempted to make homemade root beer and succeeded in turning it alcoholic, Julia Child and I would have been close. |
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| NancyDrew2 Wonder if I spark any musical theater debates with that last post. One more: Spiderman the musical directed by Julie Taymor (I am serious). |
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| NancyDrew2 Why I was never on a debate team;tried to explain my dislike for the musical Last Five Years and it resulted in him buying the soundtrack. |
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| NancyDrew2 Wouldn't it be a novelty if writers kill the main character, which the show is named after, and that character actually stays dead? |
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| NancyDrew2 just got a bag of reeses for spending over 75 on gas, thank you Irving for that attempt at an apology. |
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| NancyDrew2 Astro-turf has become the new duct-tape for me when I find it covering the walls of a bar bathroom in my small town. |
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| NancyDrew2 My preacher's wife mom over our bowls of oatmeal: I would rather you tell me you are a lesbian than say you are dating him again! |
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| NancyDrew2 A young boy who stand tall and with dignity is certainly not the fruit of a cruel, dictatorial man's loins. It simply isn't in the genes. |
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| NancyDrew2 well if you are going to be literal when you play Apples To Apples then I am going to go home. Lava picked over Chorus Girls for hot...sad |
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| NancyDrew2 Had to fight the urge to buy the Klutz: Superhero Starter Kit...complete with cape instructions. |
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