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I will eat people food out of the trash, but I won't eat dog food after it touches the floor. Eww.
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The people are getting ready for school. I'm finished with dog school so I don't know what the big deal is.
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The small people painted me with yogurt. The big people made me take a bath. I deserve a piece of cheese.
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Why are these the "dog days" of summer? I like it better inside with the a/c.
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I'm hungry. If I stare at this bowl, it will magically fill.
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The smallest people are loud today. I'm going to nap in one of their beds since they don't use them during the daytime.
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The house is so quiet and still right now. Time for a nap. Again.
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My bowl should never be empty. I'd better throw it around until it gets full again.
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Uh-oh. My people are dog-proofing the bathroom where they leave me when they go out without me.
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There's laundry all over the couch, so I'm napping on the floor. There's not even a good sunbeam down here.
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We went for a ride! I love rides! Now we're home! I love home! Can I go for a ride?
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Why won't my people turn the sprinkler on for me? Oh, that's right. I ate the water hose.
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I didn't eat the sneakers. It was the OTHER dog.
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You're not going to leave me at home are you?
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What? I wasn't supposed to eat that? Then why was it within my reach?
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If a door is open, I help out by closing it. If a door is closed, I have to open it.
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Loud booms near my house are scary. I need comforting.
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I liked the dog hotel okay, but I like my people better.
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The people playgrounds don't have equipment for me, but the small people give me LOTS of love while their parents look afraid.
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I'm going to make the people let me in and out endlessly today. Eventually they'll figure out that we should all be outside today.
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