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Murphy and his Law can go fuck themselves.
I really am not in the mood to chat with old Canadians while I'm getting my car checked up. AGAIN.
My car's finally fixed! Praise the Jeep gods, cause I was going outta my damn mind.
Mmm, a teary Rufus is a weirdly hot Rufus.
Starting off my day with two wedding updos. The weather? Muggy as fuck. I am so screwed.
I feel an incredible urge to watch Dear Zachary, even though I'm fairly certain it'll break my soul in half.
I would go see a movie entitled 'A Good Day to be Black and Sexy', no questions asked.
Okay, I can not wait until September to see 9. Tim Burton is my soulmate.
My thong says 'Pop My Cork!', and Charlie says I'm being too festive. I, however, respectfully disagree.
Done with work, and am now at Bernie's drinking White Russians.
I need an IV of Red Bull stat.
I have got to find a hot, sweaty Air Force guy that will save me from giant evil robots and energy cubes. Like, SOON.
I wish I had an alien robot car named after a fuzzy insect.
What a droll day.
I wish John Noble was my very own crazy Australian mad scientist Grandpa. Let's makes some LSD!
Fog: GO AWAY. I know Florida's kind of neat and all, but damn. Move the fuck on already.
Just watched 27 Dresses. Will never admit to being wooed by James Marsden's ridiculous blue eyes. NEVER.
Merry Christmas, you tweetin' sons of bitches!
I want my very own pink bunny suit just like Ralphie.
That guy on Leverage has prettier hair than me. Life just isn't fair.
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