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I'm in bed before 11, what is the world coming to?

Just wrapped myself in a towel straight from the dryer... that's made my day.
That's another wedding sucessfully gate crashed, me 5 weddings 0.
@c_b_s Meatballs?
@momquab less tea more Absolut! Lol
Sat in my conservatory listening to a brass band from the wedding next door, how very classy! Fetch the Pimms! Woo! ;)
I'm late out of bed today but feel a lot better for it. Think I needed the sleep, I had a 11 hour headache yesterday. Stressing a bit now...
@RightOn yup, all day it's been the same, must be something to do with the 9th me'thinks.
@theguywithaface nah, don't bother mate, no one I tell understands either... If they don't go "wow!" then they ain't gonna use it.
Nice weather for ducks... :( http://snipurl.com/3nbcg
@samanthauk yeah! why didn't ya go? I never accused dear, I mearly assumed and hoped ;P I've done me some A Levels already, bar manager ATM.
@samanthauk Well I gtg for selection on Tuesday. I will be away for 4 days...err tickles? Your police woman then? We got uniform fetish...
@samanthauk well I ain't actually in yet. Fingers crossed tho! We've only just met and I've already fallen out with the father-in-law ;) lol
@aj2097 Minidisks rule! :)
Good Morning all you UK twitter-folk, anyone got the rain yet?
@samanthauk I don't know my dear,fate hadnt yet brought us together!By the way on the renato front I don't weight a ton and I ain't italian
@samanthauk me, you and a fighter plane. Sounds good to me! ;) I was renato in the 80's , save your love my darling save you love! :D
@samanthauk and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walks 1000miles to fall down at your door-awe-roow!
@iPanic doubt it fella, don't they sell settee's and stuff :)
@•LeilaLoo• Well, apart from that feeling that everyone is watching you waiting for you to fail, I'm good. Also got coffee, woo woo :P