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A rough breakdown of my time in the library computer room: 10% working, 5% Facebooking, 85% changing toner cartridges. |
Why are the bonus Nectar points based on how many bags I take in and not how few I take out? |
"Click here for a printable receipt" would be rather more useful if I wasn't buying a new toner cartrdige. |
Catallergy? Hayfever? I don't even know anymore. |
Tweeting from my eee? What could be tinier? |
Did I need to know the woman in the Help the Aged shop doesn't wear pants? No, I did not. |
You know what? I think I'll be able to reverse-engineer this biscuit spread quite easily. |
@Andrew_Taylor We have bouncy castles too, you know. And tequila. Why am I even arguing this point? |
@Andrew_Taylor http://is.gd/18DZ Besides which, they're everywhere. Harmless enough unless they don't bother to make signs... |
@Andrew_Taylor People standing around with "Free Hugs" signs, hugging people. Surely you've seen one somewhere? |
I'm getting a bit sick of this "free hugs" business. Who pays for hugs, anyway? |
@Andrew_Taylor A Möbius lanyard can sit flat against the back of the neck and on the chest, for comfort and correct ID card orientation. |
What is the point of a Cornetto McFlurry? |
When did it become impossible to buy sugar-free gum in sticks? Grr. |
Goldfinger to the tune of Postman Pat? Oh, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, how wonderful thou art. |
Sheffield train station is tricking me out of my money. Grr. |
I'm not quite sure what "competent supervision" entails when using an airbed... |
My dad is now choosing medicines I've asked him to buy me based on how related to bees they are. Oh dear. |
A first! Hooray!
I have nothing witty or clever to add. |
I wonder if Lexus have realised yet that "Put your carbon foot down" isn't the most sensible sensible slogan for their new hybrid car. |
