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My day off and I have a house full of Damn Emos. Le sigh. Send chocolate. Stat.
@h31n0us oh no thanks. It is the amazing non stop eating woman. I iz scared to get too close.
@LaughItOff who you calling a ho? Oh. Yeah. *snort*
@kath_insertgood she just doesn't understand. You either get it or you don't. *swoon* at the bauble container...
Was ready to kick some lazy arse at work today and the bitch called in sick. Revenge, you will be served cold. Icy...
@halushki if you twitter about unicorns or ponies then some dude follows you and squeals 'Weeee Unicorn' or 'Weeee Pony'.
@Riayn want a list?
@Zoeyjane girl, I am still freaking the fuck out at the thought, & a spider crawled out of my tree yesterday. Was fast tracked to see Jesus
@lelak awesome! That is it. Lets pretend I thought of it first K?
@Riayn good point. I am thinking about spiders...
ooooh I am dressed up for a Twitterific Xmas... and no flipping the bird. Well just for a month anyway..
@OHmommy wrap it in a plastic bag and take it down the river... bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa (sorry, in an evil mood today)
@wheeeunicorn do you shit chocolate, pee coffee and sneeze glitter? Cause that is the kind of unicorn I want.
@fathertweetmas but I am number one, right?
I rock. @fathertweetmas is following me. I am totally getting that chocolate shitting unicorn under my tree...
@fathertweetmas W00T!!! So if you followed me first does that make me extra special? Oh and sorry for my latest post...
@Zoeyjane what is this irony thing you speak of? I chuck everything in the dryer to decrease. Wonder if my head will fit...
@redneckmommy wonder what pig wings taste like on the BBQ...
or you are just copying me. Dirty rotten copy cat... ;)
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