MaggieDammit
At MIL's bday dinner with rose petals on the table, calamari, $30 glasses of wine, and Packers on the projection screen. Awesome.
| I am stepping far, far away from the computer, for a long, long time. @bhockeyjesus maybe you could give me that xanax you just ditched? |
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| You guys are awesome. From here on out I come to you with all questions. Hope you're good with parenting, family drama, and fine cheese. |
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| Just updated my last post, and I need to know: full feeds or summaries in feed readers? Which do you prefer as bloggers? Which as readers? |
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| Why blogs are not appropriate substitutes for therapists, Exhibit A: http://tinyurl.com/6p2usj |
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| 3-yr-old: "Can I have some water?" Me: "Sure." (Distracted, unmoving, long pause...) 3-yr-old:"WELL IT'S NOT GONNA GET ITSELF!" (Am doomed.) |
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| @nannygoats I twitter in my sleep. Except for when I'm sleeping. That's when I sleep. Silly. |
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| Honestly, 'Kellie Pickler' ?? Google Adsense, you are an enigma. (Unless I pay $39.95 to learn how to bend you over my knee, I know.) |
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| Yeah, so, one week from today my heart will break. http://tinyurl.com/5dqkom Heads up. |
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| From dipping strawberries in chocolate to dipping our fingers in it in 30 secs flat. Who needs a red squishy middle man? |
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| The first time I lost a cricket in my cleavage I thought, 'Huh, that's random.' Now, the second time? I'm not so sure. |
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| Me: "Jesus, @thebloggess has 2300 followers on twitter." Husband: "Ahhh, but she doesn't have me to come home to every day." Am pondering. |
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| Our butterfly just hatched and husband is calling everyone he knows. I swear he wasn't this excited when the babies were born. |
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| Thinking of you @Magnetoboldtoo. :( http://tinyurl.com/3fsb5g |
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| My pathetic attempt at a thank-you card to all of you. http://tinyurl.com/5l6l9g |
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| @Magnetoboldtoo I'm thinking yes. At the very least, she'll graciously accept your apology, which would be more than I -er- YOU, deserve. ;) |
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| Just cry, stomp, unfollow @madnessisay, & threaten bodily harm, & she'll tell the world she loves you! I shouldn't be allowed to socialize. |
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| To all who commented on my secret post, please tweet me your addresses so I can mail you my heart. |
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| So much for my poetic porch tweet -- I'm drinking and watching The Hills. DAMMIT! |
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| Gonna spend the night reading on my front porch. There was a time I'd have considered that lame; now it feels like a victory. |
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