Maggie
Bryan just said,"Bronze is for Canadians." I smacked him for you, Canada. You're welcome.
| Maggie pitch: It's like a steam-punk Miley Ray Cyrus at Studio 54, except she's 84 and it's 2085. |
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| Maggie Returning from dinner at St. Francis candy store where I did an actual spit take back into my almost full water glass. Thirsty. |
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| Maggie sarah's advice re peppermint oil, "On the back of your neck. Right where someone would put the ice pick." |
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| Maggie "swirl culture" doesn't sound like someplace I'd want to eat, delicious frozen yogurt or no. |
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| Maggie Sarah: Who are you hiring? A monkey butler? Me: You don't HIRE a monkey butler. S: They find you. |
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| Maggie out of context: she was a cutter which, hilarious! and there was also, like, her boobs. Her gray boobs. |
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| Maggie jon has taken control of the taxi driver's ipod. Result is deafening, but youthful. |
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| Maggie out of context: He metaphorically sent an ape to my birthday every fucking day. |
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| Maggie Just finished panel and book signing. No more launch parties or sites to hover over. Will be asleep for the next month. |
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| Maggie My stomach muscles are sore from laughing. Or labor. Not sure, I was drunk. |
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| Maggie Haus party broken up by cops. Taken away in handcuffs. |
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| Maggie evany: "How about that show, 'So you married a fifth grader?' |
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| Maggie Israeli wine, clown noses, old school web grrl reunions. Kirtsy party was worth the trip. |
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| Maggie awkward elevator group hugs don't often come up in my everyday life. |
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| Maggie checked in to a hotel 10 min.from my house. Not missing a single pillow fight. |
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| Maggie Second bottle of champagne, too much good stuff to toast. |
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| Maggie me: I think they're bloghers. Alice: I think the appropriate term is blogsher. |
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| Maggie Obligatory "getting mani pedi for blogher" twitter. Alice is talking about foot porn. |
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| Maggie Styling our place for an Apartment Therapy home tour right before we have house guests. Scheduling genius. |
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