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This is not a priority service, and will no longer be updated daily. (more than likely)
12:07 AM Jun 16th from web
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I have not had sex in three years. No matter what you try to do, I will not give in. Want to test me?
12:13 AM Jun 12th from web
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(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
12:12 AM Jun 12th from web
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I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
12:12 AM Jun 12th from web
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
9:38 AM Jun 5th from web
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
7:48 PM Jun 4th from web
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(Sounding official) Excuse me, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like t ...
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7:48 PM Jun 4th from web
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A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.
6:40 AM Jun 3rd from web
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You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
6:39 AM Jun 3rd from web
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When Im older Ill look back @ all of my memories n Ill think of the day my children were born the day I got married n the day that I met you
6:36 AM Jun 3rd from web
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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
8:01 PM Jun 2nd from web
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Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
7:55 PM Jun 2nd from web
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You:Sorry, taking a bite out of crime.her:WHAT?!?!? You:Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
8:46 AM Jun 1st from web
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Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere.her:What are you doing?!?!?
8:45 AM Jun 1st from web
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Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
8:43 AM Jun 1st from web
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Apart from being cute, what do you do for a living?
6:13 AM Jun 1st from web
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