Justin Simonsen’s Favorites

	monstro "if we use people to power the streetlamps, that will work quite nicely, because more people die in winter." -@genmon 9:02 AM Oct 5th from twitterrific
	andrewbaron This Twitter account is now for sale. Followers included. Ebay listing here: http://tinyurl.com/3zs6kl Thanks for your support! 8:33 PM Apr 12th from web
	hotdogsladies The Grammy awards must be what it's like when boring people do mushrooms. 8:34 PM Feb 10th from web
	NotHenryRollins I refuse to converse with idiots who wear Bluetooth headsets all day 11:46 AM Jan 6th from web
	bicyclemark greetings from the torture capital of the world, washington DC. Im eager to get myself waterboarded since apparently its perfectly safe. 1:19 PM Dec 11th, 2007 from web
	ijustine Everytime the guy next door puts out his little orange construction cone so I won't steal his space.. a kitten dies. 2:18 PM Sep 18th, 2007 from txt