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JumoJr

I decided, just for tonight, daddy could get a bedtime turn without me screaming for mommy. A gift from me to you, pops. You're welcome.

Words I have learned since yesterday: cheese (I pronounce it "geese"), teeth, monkey, and most importantly: poop.
And many more. In sum, I am a friggin' genius. My parents cower in fear of my future abilities.
17 months and counting! Words I say include: no, yes, up, down, ball, bottle, cat, want that, want downsausage, breakfast, bathtime, daddy.
I'm wearing my bib and climbing in and out of my wagon, saying, "Up Down, Up Down."
Yeah? So? I got up at 5:30 a.m.? That doesn't mean I want to take a NAP. Get real, people.
I like to talk
I totally bit a kid at daycare today. He had it coming.
I walked today! Or so daycare says. Thus far, I have refused to provide evidence to parents.
I hate haircuts. I HATE haircuts. I HATE HAIRCUTS!
I give kisses now. Yeah. It's pretty cute. Also pretty slobbery.
Tried (dun dun dun!) to take my first step today! Promptly fell down.
Trying out a little three-legged crawling. I know these feet must be good for SOMETHING.
Pretty much everything I do at the dinner table is hilarious. Also, adorable. Also loud and messy.
I went out to sushi! I ate my body weight in edamame! That is going to be one awesome poop!
legos!
I love brushing my teeth. I mean, I LOVE it.
I was, may I say, an absolute angel at my birthday party. Which is why I now get to destroy my crib instead of napping.
It's my birthday and I'll whine if I want to.
Happy birthday to me!