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Tales from a food bank: friends, don't let friends donate cherry flavored personal lubricant this holiday season http://twurl.nl/8x5sio
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@Pistachio Always have a glass of water next to you. I learned that the hard way.
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Just when I got used to being on vacation it's time to go back to work.
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Listening to Ray Charles makes me want to drink whiskey (even without playing it backwards).
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Writing 140 characters about why I'm thankful for each person that will be at dinner. Twitter is effecting my offline editorial guidelines.
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Is 'the grid' the real life Matrix? Do I ever want to take the red pill and see things as they really are? Nah, I think I'll stay connected.
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Working on the never ending family tree project. My 5th cousin (4 times removed) is featured on the Canadian $5 bill. That's so money!
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@briguyblock That would have at least been entertaining.. Alas, the algorithm for happiness is still not defined.
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Just received a floral arrangement with a warning to read the enclosed instruction booklet before proceeding.Ah the dumbing down of America.
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@briguyblock Thanks!
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Um, how did @happytwitday know it was my birthday? Feel like the world is one big database. Someday soon it will rule the world.
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FYI anyone with business at the Mass RMV they are down for the count for the remainder of the day.
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RMV computers down for the day. Wasted trip worth it for front row seat to the ensuing chaos. The proles are about to revolt.
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Officially on vacation. Promising myself I will only do work stuff for a couple of hours.
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Alumininum foil is like kryptonite for cats. I have it surronding my Christmas tree to stave off the inevitable p*ssing contest.
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@branchero I'm trying to keep a low profile and avoid making eye contact. I don't want my name to be added to, say, the waterboarding list.
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@branchero on the list and cleared security. Currently experiencing death by boredom in the Officer's Club.
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Going through security at Hanscom Air Force Base. A lot of people in uniforms are making sure I'm "on the list".
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Nothing says "I am the parent of a teenager" like two unexpected $1,500 bills in one week.
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@CarolineCo Blame it on Kirtsy. When they featured Crave on the home page I felt an overwhelming urge to shower the world with cupcakes :)
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