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riebschlager
Hello Tuesday. I don't know if you met Monday or not, but if you're HALF the dick he was, we're going to have serious problems.
9:56 PM Sep 15th from web
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Ihnatko
China has chosen the same theme for the Olympic closing ceremonies as they did for the opening: "London 2012 Organizers: You Are So #*&%ed."
5:46 PM Aug 24th from twitterrific
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scottsimpson
The iPhone menstruation calendar app is NOT just for women. That knowledge just might save my life. (Unlike this tweet. Love you honey.)
11:26 PM Aug 6th from web
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lonelysandwich
When you politely ask your sandwich artist for 'a bit more mustard', it gets translated to 'a passive aggressive shitstorm of mustard'.
1:43 PM Jul 28th from web
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hotdogsladies
Some days, the web feels like 5 people trying to make something; 5k people turning it into a list; and 500MM people saying, "FAIL."
8:56 AM Jul 28th from web
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hotdogsladies
Just lost a ton of followers who are big Burning Man fans. I can tell because my laptop smells less like patchouli and art cars.
2:09 PM Jul 21st from web
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zeldman
Hotel has been hosting a teen Christian leadership conference since we arrived. 500 teens running amok and you can't even swear at them.
12:40 PM Jul 9th from Hahlo
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Coudal
When we first got together we tweeted all the time, day & night. Lately we don't tweet so much. Sometimes only once a week. Is this normal?
9:02 AM Jul 9th from web
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hotdogsladies
If anybody here is friends with Pat Benatar, please let her know I've stopped using sex as a weapon. I think it'd mean a lot to her.
8:12 AM Jun 6th from web
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hotdogsladies
Every day that the "True Black" Aeron chair is available, I become more resentful at having bought the "Fuck You, It's Black Enough" model.
1:33 PM May 13th from web
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