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Alexmilway
boy, watching the opening ceremony of the Olympics is like watching multicoloured paint dry
6:57 AM Aug 8th from web
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shinygemma
I need lipbalm. Can't be bothered to ask for it. Hoping someone in the office will see this twitter and provide me with some...
8:21 AM May 27th from TwitBin
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hotdogsladies
American Apparel tailors their shirts for men who aren't fortunate enough to share my sophisticated relationship with pie.
6:42 PM May 22nd from web
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giagia
My son just got his nob trapped on a toy. He wasn't entirely capable of providing a reason why it was in his trousers in the first place.
7:24 AM Mar 31st from web
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hotdogsladies
I pray that each of the Yelp reviewers who has been devastated by a botched $10 manicure has a support network plus family they can lean on.
6:42 PM Mar 13th from web
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