Hackney
Looking forward to celebrating the anniversary of Will Smith's victory over the hostile aliens tomorrow.
| Hackney Listened to Scott Baio's albums. Despite some strong titles ("What Was in That Kiss?"), I can't get into it, not even on some camp level. |
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| Hackney I just read at benandalice.com that "there are more semicolons in the New York Review of Books personals than balls in a gay bar." |
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| Hackney Going to the Andy Warhol exhibit today, Phil's wedding tomorrow, then I'm off to see the old man for his special day Sunday. |
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| Hackney Contemplating putting "ability to control the weather" under "skills" on my résumé. |
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| Hackney I've recently seen four of the five movies that were nominated for Best Picture. I think the powers that be pick the nominations at random. |
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| Hackney Just a bit overwhelmed at the moment. Life is like a wiener. Sometimes it's hard. |
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| Hackney @detroitpistons: It's OK, I still love you. |
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| Hackney Late last night/early this morning, a bum in a free RetroDuck t-shirt asked me for a few bucks for beer. I gave him the shirt on his back! |
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| Hackney I'm supposed to call my mom in a little bit about Andy Warhol, Netflix, an album I purchased for her and something else that I can't recall. |
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| Hackney Contemplating making a documentary about Insane Clown Posse and their fans. |
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| Hackney Phil Jackson is 40-0 in playoff series after winning the first game. |
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| Hackney Frush asked what sort of music I would make if I actually cut a record. My answer: bad. |
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| Hackney If you have ever asked, "Would strippers actually come out to a camp site?" let me tell you that yes, yes they would. |
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| Hackney Going back to Holland this weekend for a variety of reasons, but mostly to celebrate Phil having sex with one girl for the rest of his life. |
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| Hackney My opponent Mark Frushour has bowed out of the race in favor of being Prime Minister, making me your King of Michigan. All hail King Luke! |
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| Hackney In the process of stealing my friend's identity as a practical joke. |
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| Hackney I will be in Holland tomorrow and Sunday for Tulip Time. Planning on seeing the parade, drinking with friends and Dutch Dancing my ass off. |
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| Hackney Just found out that I'm not supposed to show up nude to an orgy. Apparently, you're supposed to just let the nudity "happen." |
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| Hackney I just realized I really want Mario Kart for the Wii. And also, the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes. But I'd settle for Mario Kart. |
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