GordonWSmythe
McCain promises "change is coming". Because he's too old to.
| Nearly 2 million people flee Gustav. Except White House. They're running after it. |
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| Dalai Lama hospitalized for abdominal discomfort. Last time he spends the night boozing with his mates then having a curry. |
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| Aaron Sorkin to write movie about Facebook. Well, he could if people stopped IMing him. |
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| FAA experience major computer problems across entire US, delaying flights, etc. Apparently they're using same server Twitter is. |
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| Italian priest to hold beauty pageant for Nuns. Because it's what Jesus would have wanted. |
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| American Idol to be adding a female judge. Apparently Simon Cowell wasn't enough pussy. |
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| Barenaked Ladies singer survives plane crash. Thanks God for making sure the great ones don't get away. |
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| Madonna kicks off world tour in Wales. Apparently the Isle of Man was all booked up. |
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| Led Zep 'Whole Lotta Love' edited for Olympics. Frankie Goes To Hollywood never even got a look in. |
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| Biden is Obama's pick. Hillary really, really, really happy. Really. |
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| Obama picks Bayh as his running mate. Apparently because the Senator's name can definitely not be confused with any terrorist. |
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| Obama picks his VP. McCain picks his nose. Think I can see where this one is going. |
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| Gary Glitter finds out the hard way no one wants to be in his gang. |
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| Anyone in SoCa selling a cheap used car? Email me. |
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| Isaac Hayes gets two bits of bad news in same day. One is he's dead. Other is Scientology is a crock. |
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| John Edwards admits affair. Republicans promise to have a field day with this - as soon as they've hidden their gay lovers. |
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| Bin Laden ex-driver found guilty. Of driving like a woman. |
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| Robert Novak to retire because a small brain was found attached to the cancerous tumor that's been fueling his work all these years. |
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| Obama assails McCain as "tool of Big Oil" getting it completely wrong. Everyone knows McCain is a "big oily tool". |
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