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Craving Hot Pockets for some insane reason. Maybe I'm ill? Pregnant? Help?
@mooselicious: me too! it went down nice and easy, though. Mmmmm. Red pill...
What's ALMOST better than President Obama? Chocolate covered bacon. OH MY GOD
McCain sez: Negative attack ads show you have no vision: http://tinyurl.com/4l8lbo
Anyone notice how Palin brought up Biden's dead wife, and did it with a smile on her face? I'm kind of impressed that he didn't punch her.
Engaging in the lost art of Rat Poking. My instrument of choice is a rolled up receipt from Bookshop Santa Cruz. The rat is Not Amused.
i'm in the process of discovering "Spaced". how did i not know about this show?
@fluidpudding - oh god, you just catapulted me back to high school, AND i've got "Circle" stuck in my head. not sure i wanna go there again
pulled off the ultimate Rick Roll: she was in the shower. put my laptop on the counter, hit play, & ran like hell. http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y
listening to new andrew bird! hooray!
johnny mnemonic is a profoundly stupid movie. in case you weren't aware.
just finished watching season one of Weeds. next up: Firefly!
@rekabek: burritos are a gateway to chimichangas
@rekabek: with the monica lewinski seal of approval!
i can't believe that i'm watching Junior. i'm not even going to get to hear Ahnold say "it's not a tumah!".
am watching manhattan in a sweater and sniffling pathetically.
@rekabek: who could be mad at a puppy? MADNESS!!
@joeljohnson: i own a Hello Kitty juicer. it features two-way reaming action. i think that makes me a badass.
i am STILL processing a buttload of wedding photos AND fighting a cold. FYI: the world does not look better through snot-tinted glasses.