FortNinety
Here's a 4th of July fun fact for everyone: Abe Lincoln was a wrestler. In fact, he was the champion!
| FortNinety PICK UP THE PHONE |
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| FortNinety God, please pick up the phone so I can yell at you on the air. |
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| FortNinety 212-757-2076... that's Kirk's number... be sure to call and tell him he's a dumbass! |
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| FortNinety She's complaining about the casting of the G.I. Joe action film AGAIN? |
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| FortNinety Oh God, now she's looking at dolls on eBay. |
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| FortNinety Apparently Hitman was a good movie? And re: Hellboy 2? "They need to put that shit in 3D. It would be sick." |
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| FortNinety Also, Sailor Moon is apparently weird! |
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| FortNinety Fave cable access show on right now! Angry fat check has just made a connection between fans of Girls Gone Wild and those who eat Taco Bell! |
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| FortNinety Dude next to me just said "I was high as a carrot"?!?! |
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| FortNinety Debating if I should order the return of the Ultimate Warrior on PPV, via the internet... http://tinyurl.com/65yenr |
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| FortNinety Just found out that Jesus Christ does in fact NOT love everyone! Thanks cable access! |
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| FortNinety TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES |
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| FortNinety God, last night's Williamsburg excursion was worse than expected. Seriously, fuck that place and all the trust fund spawn that live there |
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| FortNinety God... Willamsburg. |
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| FortNinety 4 giga shock!!! |
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| FortNinety I love how package delivery is just a fucking never ending nightmare for me. |
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| FortNinety Thank you UPS for leaving my super important, $200 package in the middle of the street. |
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| FortNinety And I don't know a single guy who isn't freaked out by that thing that gives women just 4 periods a year. And aren't we the target audience? |
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| FortNinety Channel 4's story on the opening of Ikea in Brooklyn makes me wish I had a gun. |
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