ForestWhiticat
Your pledge drive incentives are useless to me, NPR! CDs and venues that still have segregation against cats?! All Things Considered indeed!
| @Scopitone Indeed?! |
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| @Poshy mowhalp! Dutch orangecats try feed me harryeeng n eel! Americanned foods nowmeow! |
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| @Poshy hey hey hey hey hey maybe you have some more of that magic green bush stuff that makes me see ghosts?! |
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| @Poshy duuuuuuuuuuude |
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| I am a miniature giant space cat, thank you. |
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| In order to make even more noise, I require a theremin, Tout de suite! http://tinyurl.com/64nebm |
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| @loganrapp I would do anything for freedom, hu man. But I won't do THAT. |
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| @AceTracer Oh fist pump because I'm black, imprisoned, and look like a panther. Profiling bastard. Nixon isn't trapping me or my peoples! |
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| @poshy I CAN HAZ FREEDUMS?! |
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| @arielwaldman Not so fast,human whoaman! Deal time. You bring the laser, free me from the tub dungeon and I won't steal your breathe tonight |
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| @Scopitone Hey, you're a huge shit! PREPARE TO BE KNOCKED OVER! |
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| @arielwaldman that's because you threw me in a tub with a box of mice and said, "We earn our food around here!" Now I need to kick my face! |
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| @poshy You have the power to end this, woman! Free me from this prison and do the right thing by putting me up at The W Hotel tonight! |
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| @caseymckinnon Presumptuous lady human! I was named this as I'm also an accomplished actor, thank you! |
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| These fools have no concept of decor. Framed pictures on walls? No. NO. They belong on the floor for all to see! Time to redecorate. |
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| @poshy heard you were jealous of my snuggles this morning, whoaman. Maybe have some decency and wear clothes to bed for a change. |
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| @poshy I know you hid treasures somewhere in the cabinets. Don't scream at me for spelunking in the tupperware caves, human. |
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| The tiny chocolate eating she beast continues to entertain itself by shrieking at the box of moving lights and loud noises. I prefer string. |
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| @poshy left you some baked goods inside my poo humidor. Meowr like poomidor, Oh Forest Whiticat stop! |
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