FarrisGoldstein
@revjim convince me to come out to sharky's instead of staying here pissed off at my garage door
| This new garage door opener transmitter is mocking me. It makes the opener blink, but not operate. How rude. |
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| @brush get here fast and make my headache go away |
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| been getting extremely sleepy around 3:30 every day. Going to nap and then go look for a stand mixer. |
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| I want to play video games. |
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| @evolvinglines Kick ass! |
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| We should all get together and bury a time capsule somewhere |
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| http://tts.imtranslator.net... (NSFW) |
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| @dopefish3d Aren't you a little late to the party? :) |
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| Square Test: What do you do when you find a shitload of porn? A) Sell it B) Fap C) CALL THE POLICE. http://tinyurl.com/68jfak |
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| Please, do NOT watch this: http://tinyurl.com/3ywfky |
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| @brush Sorry work has kept me from doing the website stuff. It will be done, I promise. What crapware are you forced to install? |
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| @ryanabrams Fridge guy done came and went, I'm leaving. See y'all there. |
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| @revjim @farrisgoldstein I'm ready now, bitches! Leeroy Jenkins... I'll make it so dry for you. |
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| @revjim Hopefully this guy will be done any minute. |
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| @ryanabrams @revjim We could give masalawok another try. Used to be good, last time wasn't great. There's one in Frisco now. |
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| @revjim Fridge guy just got here. If you can wait a bit, let's do it. If not, another time. |
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| If I don't get some northern indian food immediately I'm going to scream. Anybody else down? |
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| I've been "in" Bangalore for about 3 hours. Craving Indian food, surprisingly. |
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| Shouldn't twitter just take down that "We're working to restore IM services" item? It's kind of a joke at this point. |
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