FarkerPeaceboy
Angela Merkel is really looking forward to meeting Obama next week, and is hoping to get a whole lot more than just a backrub.
| FarkerPeaceboy For those of us always a few steps behind his Twitness, they're offering Remedial @Remiel courses at night school. Good to see you back. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @catwok, I nominate you for Energy Czar. Or Tsar. Or Tzar. Or Zarr. You'd be free to spell it however you liked, that'd be Day 1 on the job. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @alysonwithay, I'm twice your age and STILL don't like being called ma'am. Well, when I'm not in my "outfit", which is seldom in public. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy With so many of our lovely ladies @BlogHer, us gents will be in undies, scratching, making noises. Or as it's otherwise known, the weekend. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy Alternative fuels are driving up food costs, which means I have to pay more now to feed my rickshaw driver. Fuck this economy. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @DrewCurtis, congrats, give the boy some beer! |
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| FarkerPeaceboy Been wanting to engrow my intellectual acuity, so I ordered a set of "Get Smart" instructional DVDs by motivational speaker Don Adams. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy Attn: venture capitalists. Still have slots available for my "Rhesus Pieces" chocolate-covered monkeybits start-up. DM if interested. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @chickenlittle, don't be sad, everyone likes you, I'm sure you can come up with 9 friends! I'm one! You're almost halfway there! |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @clapifyoulikeme, I've said it before, but whatever @simonsays, I do. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy Just told a guy we're no longer friends. I thought he was just a crossdresser, didn't realize he was a Klansman. You think you know someone. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @pdxgrrrl, I've got that box checked on my driver's license. If I'm in a wreck and a cop thinks I won't pull through he has to pull through. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @clapifyoulikeme, hmm, works here, but here's the TinyURL/non-Viagra'd version of the "Wordplay" page: http://tinyurl.com/mvs5b |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @emilybrianna, you DID them? I thought you just READ them! Even better! Also: http://www.imdb.com/title/t... recommended, if unviewed. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @emilybrianna, you snuck a lovely new one in on us as well, very nice. I'm 3/4 through today's new-icon-orientation, confusion abating. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @TIHSHO, me cross-dressing playing sax? That's a novel idea. And I can't really play it, but when it comes to sax I can fake it. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy SLO Tribune headline: "New Paso market to focus on Hispanics". I dunno, the economy's pretty tight, don't think I can afford a new Hispanic. |
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| FarkerPeaceboy @TIHSHO, was going to ask about either a Batman or Baby report or some HOW IS BATTMAN FORMED? combo, but see you chimed in early. How's Jen? |
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| FarkerPeaceboy Incidentally, the new Lube-n-Go in town, I asked in every possible way and they do not offer any services that are not already on the board. |
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