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Or, maybe I could buy the world and force everybody to follow me for real. Nah, to creepy, besides, I'm legally obliged to do no evil!

Calling the real estate agencies, today I feel like buying a few mansions!
Wait, why do I care? I already have TweetAhead, actually, i'm so awesome, I can make tweetAhead say things! see...
I just followed TweetAhead on Twitter, oh boy oh boy oh boy! Wait, do CEO's say stuff like that?
Andway, i've been off for awhile but now i'm back. Tonight we're blowing up a microsoft logo on campus. All hail Steve Jobs!
It got my tweets backwards, limiting their hilariousity. KEATON!!!
It just, sometimes doesn't work. Oh boy, I can sue this KeatonTech dude for Billions!
Even I think tweeting anytime anywhere is luxurious. http://tweetahead.grotonma.net
http://www.viddler.com/expl...
Gmorning alarm clock, Gafternoon home gym, Gnight all
What's the 911? Google's 411 is so hot it's on FIRE!
Hey bill, you want some sauce for that spaghetti code? Wanna add a meatball or to to make it look better? That's the story of Vista.
My personal chef tells me that dinner tonight will be spaghetti. Reminds me of the spaghetti code commonly known as Windows
Early to bed and late to rise makes a man FILTHY STINKIN' RICH. That's the secret to my success, sleeping a lot. What a life...
Hey everybody! I'm gonna go use Yahoo Search ... Ok, now i'm back...
Well Leo, I see you have come up with some crazy marketing ploy with ev, get yourself on digg twice by going to Jaiku and back ... genious!
Gwiz, I Gotta Get Google Guru's Galore to fix this Gproblem (Say that a Gazillion times fast)
NOTE: "Geeks" is not associated with G-Eeks, the scary Google haloween thingy that we haven't announced yet... oops.
Hah, another rich and powerful man has befriended me. You've made a smart choice mr. laporte, together we rule the world of the Geeks
Maybe we should do one of Larry's ideas now. But no Larry, we cannot by Mexico or the Moon, those don't fit our business plan.