Elkin
travellng at 67,000 miles per hour
| making bacon. |
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| crise de foie |
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| Obama wants to renegotiate NAFTA. I want to renegotiate my hairline. |
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| Just realized it's been a while since I thought about bacon. There. Exhale. That's better. |
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| crocs go right along with men's 'capri' pants in the joke-outift from fashion hell |
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| It's so quiet today, I feel a bit like Omega Man. Without the NRA membership and retro track suit. |
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| On the heart's clock, it is never too early for gin. |
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| Now, I don't recall moving to Vancouver... |
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| It's 11:30 - do you know where _your_ intarweb is? |
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| I totally have the hots for my butcher. |
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| Sorry to anyone hit by flying coffee this morning. Forgot on top of car. I was very much looking forward to drinking that coffee. |
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| I think it would be more fun if road workers wore coloured wigs, wax noses, and chaps. |
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| You give me a hard time and then, when I fix your problem, thank me in Spanglish. No wonder nobody likes you. |
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| Today's A/C scent is Beer League Locker Room. Enjoy! |
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| My large-print smart tickets may only be used at smart turnstiles. In slow motion. |
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| @meeech totally outsmarted. Redesigned transit ticket slogan: Bigger. Whiter. Paper. |
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| tried "new smart" ticketing system in Metro this a.m. unexpected result buying 6 rides: machine spat out 6 biz-card sized paper tickets. |
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| Viande fumee jumbo Bienvenue aux dames Festival du homard Le meilleur hot-dog au monde |
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| Popsicle on 34th street |
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