EffingBoring
Attending a weird backwoods Vermont townie party with @Remiel. No punchline necessary!
| EffingBoring "Yah Trick Yah" is the new (and appropriately inferior) "Deez Nutz" |
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| EffingBoring @dtsheridan I didn't say I had her figure, just said i was the same size. But, you know. Totally adequate. |
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| EffingBoring @nostrich I think our icons should chat. Seems like they'd have an interesting conversation. |
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| EffingBoring Just got 7-Year-Itch'd. I'm about the same size as MM was, but times have changed. So, sorry young white guys. Everyone else: you're welcome |
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| EffingBoring Just found some chocolate or something on the counter and ate it! Hee! It was kinda dry, though. |
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| EffingBoring @luomat Nah, EffingMom is *such* a thought leader, that in fact, she already *has* a twitter account. (RELATED: @pagasis) |
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| EffingBoring Mom: Let's do something fun while you visit for the 4th. Me: HOW ABOUT TATTOOS! Mom: I'LL PAY. Like I said before- mom's a total it-getter |
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| EffingBoring @lonelysandwich Free Meal? |
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| EffingBoring Fucking thanks, @nostrich. They had Steampunk Star Wars action figures. Han now "pilots a large dirigible-like airship." http://is.gd/KEP |
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| EffingBoring @nick *cue the that-guy-but-on-the-internet elephant phallus jokes* |
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| EffingBoring I'd like to announce my retirement from the birthday-themed gangsta-rap-repurposing scene. God bless. |
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| EffingBoring Okay, here goes: Hap hap hap bizzy-birth dizzy-day, @SeoulBrother's in tha muthafuckin' house! (And Everybody's Celebratin') |
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| EffingBoring @scartoonist It's an unwhite name, so you're saying a guy named Aziz *must* be a high-level Iraqi official? Well... you got lucky THIS time. |
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| EffingBoring Always-hitting-on-me-guy next door asked if Aziz was my brother. Now, I don't know if you guys have seen us, but... that's a bit desperate. |
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| EffingBoring How to write my bio for the work website without the words "mocking passers-by", "cat lady", or "intensely trivial internet microcelebrity"? |
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| EffingBoring OMIGODYOUGUYS! I saw a cat that looked like Hitler! Complete with sulky demeanor and Hitler emo bangs. http://tinyurl.com/3rcpru |
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| EffingBoring OH I GET IT UNRELATED MEANS RELATED HA-HA |
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| EffingBoring Fuck horse-drawn carriages: Jean Grey levitated Prof. X from his chair to slow dance at her wedding. Comic Book Wedding>Storybook Wedding |
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| EffingBoring Rejected endings for my last tweet: a. it's too dark to read, b. it's too dark to masturbate, c. Groucho wouldn't hesitate to hit me _hard_. |
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