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That Myspace is the future of music saddens me. That I can't figure out which letters to capitalize in the name makes me angry.
And to the people who think I should be on MySpace? Prepare to be mocked.
Facebook only exists as a place that sends me emails I ignore. To the people I just accepted friend requests from, prepare to be let down.
The rumors are true: I'm not Rob Borges and I _am_ 12 years old. While we're at it, I don't really know kung fu, but fake it well.
I'm so glad I rushed into the office to find out my boss is MIA. Not the rapper... like, not here. Working for MIA would be strange.
Thanks, everyone. Sorry the picture was upside down.
http://twitpic.com/pwkb - Alright, fine. From the bus stop to your Twitter feed. Don't worry about sparing my feelings.
I think if I'm lucky, I now look like a redheaded Elvis Costello. Possibly Craig Finn with a sad beard. If I'm lucky.
Trying to decide if I like these new glasses after all. Not sure what to do if I don't.
Threw out my ending for my Dead Trees review, now I need a new one. Can I crowdsource that? Hint: I liked it.
I follow a strict policy of not translating "stupid" for people. I speak the language but don't endorse it.
@E_Munnie Ever been there? It's "The Barrens" to everyone.
@Momgamer Like a disease. Say it quietly and hope you don't have to repeat yourself.
I follow @gruber for his brilliance, @wilshipley 'cause his app rocks, and @GWJRabbit because his headshot is sexay. Am I doing this right?
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm suddenly homesick.
@imaginaryliz It's a good idea. It's your birthday, after all.
Last night's unpublished blog post was on Depeche Mode's "Blasphemous Rumours." Today it might be "Shipbuilding" by Elvis Costello. Hmm...
I didn't use anti-virus software when I ran Windows, and I never had a virus. I'm certainly not going to run that stuff in OS X. Bah!
It's true, I'm drinking Maker's Mark, listening to 80s New Wave radio and playing WoW because I can't sleep. Go ahead, mock me.
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