Twitter.com

Profile_bird

Hey there! DaveHolmes is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving DaveHolmes's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

DaveHolmes

I don't know how this works. in Los Angeles, CA http://loopt.us/Xd2zDA
Bout ta hit off the Laurel Tavern. in Los Angeles, CA http://loopt.us/BWw7Pg
Slumdog Millionaire, you guys. For serious.
You have to admit, the world does feel fundamentally different now that "Twilight" is in theaters.
Getting about 3% gayer with each spin of the new Beyonce record. Next time you see Bruce Vilanch, stop him & make sure he's not me.
@marklisanti Bob from "Twin Peaks?"
Watching a DVD of drunk people for truTV's "World's Dumbest Partiers." It really is a wonder this country can even tie its shoes.
A six-word sad story to top "For sale: child's shoes, never worn": "Domino's Pizza is open Thanksgiving Day!"
The seething of those about to miss a flight because they were late to the airport = my #1 fave flavor of impotent rage.
I'm looking forward to Rolling Stone's Top 100 Rolling Stone Lists issue. Print media 4-EVA!
@alexblagg I'm sorry, did you mean The Twilight Phenomenon?
Just fucked up a Corner Bistro burger. Can I move back to NYC please? Make it happen. Kthxbai.
Didn't so much forget to twitter the trl finale as remember to live it in person. Good times, great friends, epic night.
That was weirder than it looked.
So I may liveblog tonight's TRL finale via Twitter tonight, or I may forget to! Stay tuned!
Due in large part to the delightful bananasness of Molly McAleer, last night's Forty was one of my faves ev.
Or maybe "The Monkeys Think They're People."
"Kath & Kim" should just be called "Hey, Look At These Assholes."
Here's the deal, Worst Week: when you introduce something fancy that the bride's family loves, we know the guy is going to break it.
Each and every person in the "I'm a PC" ad is uniquely and intensely off-putting.
32
Following
87
Followers
124
Updates

Following

maura Molly McAleer andy cochrane kesila childers Mark Graham stephanie edwards Barrett Garese Mark brandon walowitz sarah lewitinn Kelly Sue DeConnick zabsters nicole cimino DouglasSarine cnySrettiwT SnappyShop alexblagg Frangela1 NewYorkerDotCom johnnyabbott marklisanti juddleg amypro Chris Hardwick bergatronation davisneves Gamertag BenWise brucemcd2020 KurtSanger johnnylobo THE_REAL_SHAQ