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And THAT is EXACTLY how this thing is purposed to work! No *unwanted* shenanigans, no mess, no fuss. Pure WIN.
about 6 hours ago from txt
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This week: meh. Today: eh. This evening: OMG TEH AWESOME. Thank you, friends, for validating my existence. "Good night, and good luck."
1:00 AM yesterday from twitterrific
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Why do people keep leaving appendage coverings on my porch? Seriously. Is there a sign I'm just not seeing? "Leave Clothes Here"?
9:17 PM Nov 21st from txt
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This Friday morning is brought to you by the letter E. For Energy drink and Espresso. And also sleep deprivation. Uffda.
6:07 AM Nov 21st from twitterrific
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This old drunk guy at the bar is doing leg stretches UP TO HIS HEAD and some approximation of Asian meditation. FALL! FALL! ... Doh. Didn't.
11:56 PM Nov 20th from txt
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Current temperature: I believe the phrase is, "Colder than a witch's teet". And it has only just begun!
10:39 PM Nov 20th from txt
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