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If MS Songsmith only runs in Windows, why does the horrible cheesy video show a little girl using it on a Macbook? http://bit.ly/MSsongsmith |
Parents on the way to visit and the whole family's sick. Infecting them before they go may be the bright spot of the weekend. |
When Bob Stoops gets agitated on the Oklahoma sideline, he vastly overestimates his ability to be taken seriously while wearing a visor. |
@toldorknown I think we could run an algorithm on your tweets to determine your density! |
@jeffedsell Well said. I like this take on Mac opting out of the annual press/market nonsense: http://is.gd/eATr |
@CcSteff No worries. Your email is almost surely in your boss' spam folder, thanks to the part about "pleasing her all night" in your sig. |
Congressional Democrats had better fall the fuck in line. I don't want to see Diane or Harry whining on TV about one damn thing Obama does. |
When Jon Stewart pronounced "Blagojevich" in a Professor Frinkian vomit of syllables last night, I nearly shit myself. |
Tried to report to work today and was told "my credentials are not in order and will not be accepted." |
@frageelay Does that mean the awesome belt features a funnel in front? |
@alinasmith Some creatures will bark like a dog if you pet them well enough. Yet they are not dogs. |
Please don't park your minivan next to my "Crossover SUV." Its similarity in shape and size is shattering my delusions. |
Ailing Mommy: "You picked a bad week to start this growth spurt."
Baby Girl: "Keep your rules off my body." |
Of COURSE their family tragedy deserves round-the-clock news coverage. They're CELEBRITIES! |
I think the conservative-as-hell pastor at my wife's church is doing a better job talking her out of it than her atheist husband is. |
@Tony_D Could be worse. You could be one of those unemployed DelGrossos. |
I thought Pat Summerall's reanimated corpse did a great job calling that Sugar Bowl. |
RT @CosaMostro from Saturday "Why do I watch Big Ten teams play bowl games?" |
@jaybill You're undisturbed by the fact that USC beats Big Ten opponents by an average of 300 points? |
@riebschlager Wheeeee Pony! |
