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Tomorrow in Panama City, Panama: High of 88, Low of 74. 10% change of rain. 73% Humidity. |
Awesome, I just cut my finger open and what happened after that can only be described by the lighthearted phrase "blood everywhere" |
That guy in the pink fishnet half shirt and leather chaps just offered to "pack my shit" but I have no idea how he knows I'm moving. |
@LesJohnson Agreed. It's nice have a bed and a desk and bookshelves but man they're a pain in the dick when you're on the move. |
@LesJohnson I'm just annoyed that we're moving the same week I'm trying to pack for Panama. Makes me wonder why I own all this shit. |
New plan: Set fire to everything I own. Cab to airport. Fly to Panama. Burn return ticket. Start new life. |
Flying to Panama, sailing to Cartagena. Drinking beers on beaches. Hiking jungles. Four days people. Four days. |
Just saw the NYTimes for the first time in days. I guess I'm not getting that senate seat. 500k down the drain and not even get a t-shirt. |
@BryanVale And they say that NFL players have poor risk assessment skills. I don't believe it they're all well reasoned and rational people |
@BryanVale You're a bad person and you're off my xmas card list |
As seen on a bumper sticker "Dear God, thanks for being God ... So I can just relax. Love, me." |
Strangest tweet seen yet "I just pooped on my future driveway" |
Zagats rating of "lighthearted fun" for the airport cellphone lot is total bullshit. |
@bryanvale, yup. Its just me trying to keep up with the joneses. |
my twitter feed is really just a never ending stream of who is getting drunk where. |
@jsmooth995 because white people aren't afraid of green men with anger problems but they are afraid of anything above 110th street. |
Just landed LAX. The flight crew gave me a shot of tequila then punched me in the face. That's pretty much the LA experience. |
"And ben, what are you thankful for?" "The nikon d40" "asshole." "What?" |
pediatrician: ...and never let your children get a taste for human blood. Once that happens we pretty much have to put them down. |
Happy Thanksgiving. Meet dinner. http://tinyurl.com/57ttmv |
