CobraCommander
Sometimes I wonder... are they looking at me or are they just checking themselves out in my faceplate?
| Was having my morning bath today. Thought about the Baroness. No, not like that you Philistines. Wish I could tell her how I feel. Blah! |
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| Pricked my finger while tending to my rose garden this morning. Reminded me to revisit "blood thirsty, mutant vines" idea. |
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| Pondering if the Arena of Sport and Pay-Per-View have a violent, profitable future. |
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| Can't help feeling like the IT Vipers snicker behind my back when I have email issues. |
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| Destro suggested that the newly named "Weather Dominator" could not only guarantee a sunny golf game, but serve as a weapon as well. Hmm. |
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| Finally caved to all the Evites and went to Major Bludd's poetry slam last night. That's three hours I'll never get back. |
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| Zartan pointed out initials of our new Weather Manipulator Device would probably draw some red flags. This is why he makes the big bucks. |
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| Excited for new week. Destro delivering first blueprints of potential "weather manipulator device" today. Oh and how bout that Phelps? |
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| Frustrated. Janitor Vipers did not replace toilet seat covers in my office bathroom. I know I am the only one who uses it, but still! Ugh. |
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| Annoyed. Rain set in while playing on 5th hole. What if I had some type of device that could control the weather? Txt'ing Destro about this |
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| This has been circulating around the Cobra email servers today. My lackeys amuse me. http://youtube.com/watch?v=... |
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| Decided to have lunch with my peoples today and hit up the Cobra Commissary. Baroness was in line in front of me. Woman has legs for miles. |
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| Apparently they are called "HOT" pockets for a reason! Curses that burns! |
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| Leather gloves a practical joke from Mindbender. How did he know I swoon over B? Am I that transparent? Feeling low. Absinthe time. |
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| Red gift box found on desk this morning. New leather gloves from Baroness. Heart skipped a beat. It's happening. It's really happening. |
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| This phone gets more fingerprints on it than my faceplate, but I can watch YouTubes of people getting hit in the balls, so it's all good. |
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| I have to say I enjoy the perks of my position. New iPhone sent to me a day early. I have excessive amounts of dirt on Steve J. |
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| The holiday is long gone and I'm feeling saucy. Meeting with Destro in twenty regarding new weaponry then hitting the links! |
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| Is it weird that I had the staff chef cook Spicy Rattlesnake Pasta for my dinner? It feels weird. And gamey. |
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