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@illiterati Yeah, they're totally gonna repossess my evening. Apparently I signed away my right to fun somewhere in my cardholder agreement.
@turkchgo Innit rad? It's especially great when one has tons and tons of time on one's hands.
@emilyrm If it's any consolation, I went through an intensely pro-Crash Test Dummies period. I bought their 1-disc back catalog. So, y'know.
@illiterati Oh, I mean the money thing. We will, in fact, be around tonight! Glad you're coming.
@illiterati Hahaaa! Not if my good friends at American Express have anything to say about it!
@illiterati Dude, I took your advice, and holy shit I am into EventBox. I don't even care that I'm unemployed anymore! It's better, in fact!
@whiskeyfingers Dude! That's one of my favorite Secret Star appearances ever! He shows up in a lot of awesome shit. He was on 90210 once.
Fun fact: To celebrate New Year's Eve this year, all 3,000,000 residents of the city of Chicago are visiting this very supermarket tonight!
Man, Tulsa. You're always right where I left you.
At the airport. I can sort of see part of the plane immediately outside the waiting area window. I'm sure we'll take off on time.
@joshuanewman Haaaaahahaha. Wicked burn & whatnot.
@alaskadanielle Dude! I started Watchmen last night! It's fucking awesome! Have you read it before? I hadn't.
MY SON: "Let's have a screwdriver fight!" ME: " ... " (sound of slovenly man lunging for computer)
It had escaped my attention previously that in one scene in Revenge of the Nerds, Booger pours himself a glass of bong water. Brilliant.
In trying to come up with something funny to IM my friend Jon about this party, I typed the words "nog bong." Can not stop giggling.
sick sick sick SIIIIIIIIIICK GODDDDD SICK sick.
Happy Thanksgiving, 'hos. Live blog of the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade: http://www.byrneunit.com/bl...
Ladies and gentlemen, 65,000 Great Americans just booed the living shit out of Sarah Palin.
Oh, the train is full. The train is so so so so so full. OF HOPE!!!
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