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Hmm. @Locnar1970 suggests I have @MikeOliveri offer "hot oral love" to my 500th follower. Wonder if he's better at that than he is at poker? |
I see that I'm nearing 500 followers. Perhaps I should have a contest or give away a prize to number 500. But what? Suggestions? |
@tomokato How come you're not following @NickolasCook? Also, I never heard back from @meteornotes, re: tomorrow night, so I guess we're not. |
@westonochse Well, if the signing tour brings you East, you know you have a place to stay. |
@westonochse Good luck tonight. Tell Wrath I said "Hey". |
@Bryan_D_Smith and @fleur325 Love and good thoughts to you both. |
@JamesAMoore Congrats! |
The Welsh are invading! @timlebbon is here! Break out the whiskey! Hide your daughters and small pets! |
If anyone from PBS or the Children's Television Workshop is reading this, I'm available for script consultation. |
If I wrote Sesame Street, Snuffleupagus would step on Elmo, crushing the little red bastard. Then Cookie Monster would eat Elmo's goldfish. |
Never mind learning to read or count or tie your shoes. Here's Elmo to teach you how bubblegum is made. And what's up with Mr. Noodle? |
Elmo's teaching kids how to take pictures with a camera. Because that's what preschoolers should be learning instead of the fucking alphabet |
Am watching Elmo's World with the baby. Am fairly certain this is what the Ninth Level of Hell is like. |
I've got the baby all day, so no writing or Twittering. Instead, we'll repeatedly read 'Fluffy Chick and Friends', and go to the comic shop. |
@Gorebeast Check your email, re: Terminal's stage debut. |
The holidays are over, and DELUGE has returned (a day early, too): http://www.briankeene.com/?... |
@tomokato Tell her not to bother. Days of Our Lives hasn't been good in months. Bo is psychic now, and they got rid of John and Marlena. |
@Agent_M If you don't have Twitterfox running, then it's probably hackers. I vote we feed them to rabid badgers with herpes. |
No, @holdenpike. I'm just fed up with both sides of the media. Reporters used to dig for the story. Now they simply read press releases. |
