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Today's angry letter begins: Dear Leaf-Blowing Goatfucker ...
9:07 AM yesterday from web
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In four layers counting blankets and STILL freezing. Not getting out of bed until the coffee's ready.
6:38 AM yesterday from web
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How to tell if A is writing something long: Four half-empty coffee cups on desk instead of just one.
7:43 AM Nov 18th from web
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That's it, I'm buying a web cam and setting it up. Ferretcam it is.
7:31 PM Nov 17th from web
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Back me up on this: "Instinctual" isn't actually a word, right? It's "instinctive." Right?
6:16 PM Nov 17th from web
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I'm always amazed at people who will talk to a stranger on the phone. Reporting is weird. I could be a serial killer for all this guy knows.
9:33 AM Nov 17th from web
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Sure sign of writer's block or imminent parents' visit: polishing silver.
7:29 PM Nov 16th from web
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Watching the Packers. In case anyone was concerned: Aaron Rodgers has remained sexy.
11:09 AM Nov 16th from web
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Pear upside-down gingerbread cake, bitches. I PWN THE KITCHEN. *hands pieces to Tweeters*
10:00 AM Nov 14th from web
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